Head Massage

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.

Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!

by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

body massage

To rub or massage a body.

Mr. Body Massage Machine, GO!

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Egyptian Massage

The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."

"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"

"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"

by Doctor Drey May 30, 2014

lincoln massage

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

by Apollo_Creed January 13, 2014