Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Markie

An amazing hot sexy girl~ Shes sweet and kinky~ She is ana amazing kisser and has the most adorable voice in the world. Shes amazing with other things too c;

I love my markie~

by XAlchemyX July 7, 2013

Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2015

Massie

a sex goddess, hard to get but fun to be around. when you finally have sex with her everything else will fail to compare the complete opposite of a slut, every guy wants to be with her but cant succeed

DAMN! look at that massie, i wish i could get with her!!

by textingamassie June 28, 2011

Markie

To be very beautiful, have a great sense of humor but is a little crazy, which makes you love them even more. To be very ticklish and espesially on the booty. Hates people touching their toes.

Shes crazy but it makes me love her more.
She must be a Markie!

by Jackintheboxdude February 4, 2010

markiera

A very beautiful girl with one of the best smiles you will ever see. She’s got the best personality, funny and fun to be around and one of the best girls to get with. This is one you would consider marrying. Overall she is just the best thing that could ever happen to you.

Tj: Hey, you seen Markiera?
Don: Yeah, saw her beautiful smile from a mile away. I wish she was mine.
Tj: Me too man.

by Beastgod386 January 23, 2018

Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 10, 2010