The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.
Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
Get the Masking Cough mug.Really sexy, knows what she wants, smart, independent, sassy and hates the cold, she loves sports and hanging with friends. Really good in bed some might even say she's a goddess. Knows how to make a joke but doesn't mess around when it comes to being serious. Has a big heart and will always help others but gets miss read often. Makanna is one to hold everything in and act like she's okay and isn't one to talk about her feelings. But, don't let that get in the way of her amazing fun attitude and outgoing personality. Makanna's one you should always keep around.
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by Dark Masterous September 30, 2017
Get the makan taik mug.An ancient block game master thought to be the new leader of the village Osira. Osira village was originally thought to be an ancient African village, but it was later released by the government that it is actually resettled as a modern village, known as Osaka. Osira maps were put together and the original location was tracked. Osira is actually located at the 0, 0 (x, y) of Africa, showing that Osirean people were extremely advanced. Osira cave paintings can be found at museums located in Northern Philly, and they all point towards Maskina being the ancient leader for over 300 years. At first it was thought that Maskina was a god that they worshipped, but it was later proven he was a celestial being that still exists to this day. The fall of Osira is still unknown, but many believe they were raided by the Hytalians, due to the color of their skin. The new, modrn Osireans, are known as Osaka City (really a village.) Osaka City is a powerful city that was around from 2019-2020, and later raided. New Osaka eventually was created in 2021, but they were not powerful enough due to the heavy civil wars.
by maskina March 15, 2021
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by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023
Get the Massanutten mug.When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.
Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.
Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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1) dey tendd 2 typpp lyk dis,,, thinkinn it looks soooooo kewl !?!?!
2)They have an abnormal amount of friends on myspace, most of them they do not know.
3)Their playlist consists of Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, and Eminem.
4) Their info is something like "gimme a cake on january 1st, i slam a locker at ohio state, txt it up if u wanna chill bebe, 111-222-3344
5) And they have lots of pictures of them wearing their abercrombie t's and their straightened highlighted hair, looks rediculous
1) dey tendd 2 typpp lyk dis,,, thinkinn it looks soooooo kewl !?!?!
2)They have an abnormal amount of friends on myspace, most of them they do not know.
3)Their playlist consists of Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, and Eminem.
4) Their info is something like "gimme a cake on january 1st, i slam a locker at ohio state, txt it up if u wanna chill bebe, 111-222-3344
5) And they have lots of pictures of them wearing their abercrombie t's and their straightened highlighted hair, looks rediculous
Me: Hey, thanks for adding me on MySpace, but do I know you?
MySkank: umm,, wel idkkk, i think dat wee madd out @ a partyyy wuncee,,... but immnotshurrr, haahhahaa !
Me: Oh well thanks anyway, I noticed that you have a large amount of friends.
MySkank: yaaa, yurrr mii 48093 freend hhaa.
Me: Wow, so what are you into?
MySkank: wellll,... mi lyff is lyk all boutt musikk, i lyk lil waynee, lady gaga, eminemmm, yaaaa,,,
Me: Oh, you're into rap...
MySkank: yeaaa it ses dat in maah infooo,,
Me: I couldn't read your info, you should really work on your typing.
MySkank: ughhh ii donttt need smartzzz, imm soooo gooodd lookign,, evenn looke at mii piczz, im gorgusss !!!
Me: Uhh, yeah, well bye.
MySkank: kk byeeeee !!!!
MySkank: umm,, wel idkkk, i think dat wee madd out @ a partyyy wuncee,,... but immnotshurrr, haahhahaa !
Me: Oh well thanks anyway, I noticed that you have a large amount of friends.
MySkank: yaaa, yurrr mii 48093 freend hhaa.
Me: Wow, so what are you into?
MySkank: wellll,... mi lyff is lyk all boutt musikk, i lyk lil waynee, lady gaga, eminemmm, yaaaa,,,
Me: Oh, you're into rap...
MySkank: yeaaa it ses dat in maah infooo,,
Me: I couldn't read your info, you should really work on your typing.
MySkank: ughhh ii donttt need smartzzz, imm soooo gooodd lookign,, evenn looke at mii piczz, im gorgusss !!!
Me: Uhh, yeah, well bye.
MySkank: kk byeeeee !!!!
by KoRnMAGGOT January 1, 2010
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