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Single Married Woman

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.
Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.
by A single married woman July 4, 2017
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Marita

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!
guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow
by Just a brit February 15, 2010
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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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Marriage Material

A person who you think would make a good spouse for you.
-Who's that girl over there? Looks like a good marriage material
by MC Zaxid October 10, 2008
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Marita

Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.
Ohhhh marita
by Brainjj April 13, 2019
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Marriage Sack

A sack in which you put your future spouse. Usually by force. You have spent your entire life decorationg it. Your name is most likely Mihael. You are quaint and have jew curls.
"Papa, my marriage sack is too heavy!"

"Well choose a less plump spouse, Mihael!"
by MihaelBeurSex February 24, 2010
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markitecture

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
by liotier February 26, 2010
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