A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
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Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.
His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.
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Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.
His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.
Last of all..
DAMN LOOK AST DAT FINE ASS
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Get the Aarron Martin mug.The term "Billy Martin" was used by Daniel Ocean in the movie Ocean's 13. It refers to baseball player Billy Martin, fired then rehired by Steinbrenner a couple times.
It means giving a second chance.
It means giving a second chance.
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