Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

Mexian Marmalade

see Mexican Marmalade, as I mispelled the word in defining the ever-popular Scottish Whale

Dr. Buck is an idiot, thus spelling Mexican Marmalade without a "c".

by Dr. JM Buck August 1, 2004

Orange Marmalade

A horrible substance that should be made illegal without identification proving that you are at least 70 years of age.

"I want to get a fake ID so that I can illegally purchase orange marmalade! REALLY!?.............No."

by queen_zoo September 1, 2013

Marmalade Maker

A lesbian.

Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.

See also Making Marmalade- having lesbian sex

'No more lesbian Marmalade I beg of you.'

by Nice even chunks... January 5, 2005

Freshays Marmalade

A variation of eshays. Freshays combines fresh and eshays. Commonly used by lads, lass', the common bogan and such people as an expression of approval like awesome or yeah.

Esh lad: I just beat up a year 7 for his money!
AdlaY: FRESHAYS MARMALADE! LETS GO BUY DRUGS!

by Unheard Hero April 25, 2012