by acenini June 7, 2021
Get the marylene mug.A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014
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When I was a kid, I often threatened to kill myself in order to gain sympathy from my parents. In reality, I wasn't suicidal, was clearly just attempting Marklecide.
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Get the markleesexual mug.To engage in business or friendship with a narcissistic social climber, only to have your business fail or be ghosted by the narcissist once your usefulness has run out.
1. The black female journalist was Markled when she was fired from her job for not simping for Meghan Markle as she expected. 2. Spotify got Markled when only 12 episodes were produced in 3 years and still expected 20 million dollars. 3. Dior swiftly put out a public statement that they had no plans to work with Meghan Markle in an attempt to avoid being Markled.
by Mynomdeguerre July 2, 2023
Get the Markled mug.To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.
"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
by Stratin January 17, 2020
Get the Markled mug.Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason July 31, 2004
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