Grande Margaritas

The drink of choice for boyfriends to break-up with their girlfriends over.

Maya: Why are you crying?
Christine: My boyfriend took me out to grande margaritas!
Maya: Ooo ouch you guys broke up.

by ilovetacos468 November 25, 2011

National Margarita Day

The best day ever. In case you didn't know, this holiday was created by the one and only Lindsay Shapiro. February 22 #bestdayever

Y'all it's national margarita day! bottoms up!

by bailzzz February 27, 2014

Peter Jackson Margarita

A lethal margarita.

1: I just had a delicious margarita and now I'm hammered.
2: Ooh, you must have had a Peter Jackson Margarita.

by otownkillah May 1, 2013

Margarine Hater

Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world

Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Sweaty Margarita

The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.

When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!

by Skorp April 16, 2009

Margarita

a delicious alhoholic mexicana drink....ole...esta tiempo para fiesta!!! ayiayiyaiy

-hola pedro
-hola catalina...quises conmigo a la cantina para unas margaritas.
-si...a mi me amoro tu.

by Catalina pedro October 24, 2005

shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019