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Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.
Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.
by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013
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Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment
"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
by The Hassan February 27, 2021
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Flow Manchu

To buzz a reverse mo-hawk from the bottom of your outrageously long flow to about halfway up the back of your scalp, giving the impression of having a Fu Manchu in the back of your head.
Dave's glorious flow manchu is a testament to his raunchy swag.
by vanillamamba November 20, 2011
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Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.
"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."
by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015
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Manch-Vegas

Alternative name for the city of Manchester, New Hampshire, USA. The word was coined by combining the first part of "Manchester" with the second word in "Las Vegas," juxtaposing Las Vegas's glitz and glamor with Manchester's lack of either. Used derisively.
"So are we going out tonight?"
"We live in Manch-Vegas. The hottest spot open this late is Wal-Mart."
by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003
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manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.
"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.
by 98taa98 March 9, 2017
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goo manchu

after you splooge, you draw a fu manchu on your girl's face using your man goo
you should wipe that goo manchu off your face before your mom sees it, damn take some pride in your appearance bitch.

last night my girlfriend was complaining about my facial hair so i dropped my drawers and sprayed her a goo manchu.
by stefan clarksmire June 1, 2004
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