Mandoon

A totally made up word used to confuse and distract someone (similar to the totally true story of the great drop bears)

My town is totally cool, it has a mandoon, I bet you've never been to a mandoon

by Bebbo13 July 17, 2022

man-poon

male vagina, mangina.
male genitals or asshole.

she punched him right in the man-poon.

by B-R September 10, 2005

manpon

When a man is behaving like he needs a tampon.

A man who is completely whipped by his missus.

A pussy.

"Have you seen Sanjay Jerath QC recently?"

"No, he's become his missus' manpon!"

by LongSchlongKwong August 10, 2016

Manpon

A manpon is where you gotta take toilet paper two days after being raped in prison.

"Yo, dis dude need a Manpon."

by Lamar The Crocodile April 15, 2017

man poon

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).

Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.

by kidda October 30, 2003

Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004