A man who has a really bad porn addiction and an absolute degenerate. Everyday he goes on the Internet to find the most sexual post on social media and comments on how men of culture have gathered around. Typically is in his 30s and still needs financial support from his parents money. His house is so messy that if you came inside, you would've thought it was a crime scene. For most of the day he's in his room on the computer and jerks off for insane amounts of period and is absolutely wasted when he is done. His needs for porn are so extreme that even the most extreme porn on the Dark web isn't enough to get him off and sometimes watches hentai to fulfill the need. He also uses alot of toys and has multiple screens of porn running at once. His favourite thing to do when jerking off is edging as it makes him feel like a pathetic cuck that only exists to satisfy his Onlyfans goddess. Men of Culture have their start out as social rejects so when something really bad happens to them, they start masturbating to porn is a getaway from reality. To them, Porn is the only way in life and they are Completely Hopeless unless porn is around. They just need some love and support to help them get back on their own feet and realise life is not just porn and there is so much more to it than just goddesses.
"Check out my new XtraTightDoubleJointedPussyJerkinator10inchButtfucker 3000! I'm so excited to get absolutely gooned and wasted off this with my 100 screens streaming porn at the same time!"
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"I see, So you are a Man of Culture as well"
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"I see, So you are a Man of Culture as well"
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by 5Skin not 4Skin April 3, 2022
Get the Man of Culture mug.The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff."
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noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb
1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.
-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
–verb
1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.
-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.
Example 1 (verb):
Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."
Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"
Example 2 (noun):
Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."
Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"
Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."
Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."
Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"
Example 2 (noun):
Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."
Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"
Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."
Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."
by Beavis Comeavis January 9, 2009
Get the Madoff mug.Adj. Modern variant of FUBAR. Portmanteau of "manafort" and "fucked." Describes someone who is fucked beyond fucked, e.g. Paul Manafort facing a massive jail sentence due to voluminous evidence of serious felonies.
Paul Manafort had more than 30 overseas accounts.I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying, this guy is screwed, he's manafucked. -@MrFilmkritik
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Get the Portuguese Man of War mug.Basically another term for an anthropologist. Knows a lot about cultures and tradition. They have seen acts of religion, music, and arts of several different cultures.
...No, it's not a term for you rapidly horny weebs that want to be smushed in the face by breasts, ass, or thighs. You all are pervs.
...No, it's not a term for you rapidly horny weebs that want to be smushed in the face by breasts, ass, or thighs. You all are pervs.
"You see him? He's a man of culture."
"Like in porn addiction or-"
"No, like a man who's interested in cultures."
"Ohhh, that seems more fitting."
"Like in porn addiction or-"
"No, like a man who's interested in cultures."
"Ohhh, that seems more fitting."
by Un mongus. March 19, 2022
Get the Man of Culture mug.To screww thousands of people out of their hard earned money. To think that you are above the law by pocketing billions of dollars and not thinking you did anything wrong. To try and have your witch of a wife help you hide millions of dollars in jewelry.
Bernie Madoff took my money, promised me 15 percent in return but I got jack.
Yo I gave John a ten to get me coffee but I got nothing in return. I think he's got Madoffitis.
Yo I gave John a ten to get me coffee but I got nothing in return. I think he's got Madoffitis.
by Kevin Egan February 11, 2009
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