mantail

a disgusting growth on the back of your head, rejects all the ladies and smells like 400 decomposing babies in death valley.

Person 1: Omg! Whats that on your head?! EW IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!

by AsanteSwagger April 12, 2011

manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.

Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

manaise

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

by Robby June 10, 2003

malaisha

A Super hot sex appeal. She's strict at times but laid back at most. Guys are all over her.

"That's a Malaisha for you"

by Us here at urban August 24, 2016

Malaids

Malaides is the combination of having both Malaria and AIDS, however it can be contracted by having neither of the diseases. This occurs when one is bitten by a Malaids sufferer. It is the worst desease known to man.

Yeah, I heard his freak next door neighbor bit him when he tried to make a move! He wont be around for long with Malaids!

by Farrall November 16, 2010

mantainer

a male fueled by the unbelievable ability to eat, lounge and repulse. a combination of the two words man and container, a true mantainer outeats the competition and attempts to move as little as possible.

ryan was the ultimate mantainer on vacation as he consumed 42 kilos of food, 53 liters of soda/beer and one small child--all without leaving his room.

by jeff_toronto January 7, 2009

manaaier

N manaaier is like 2 levels above a motherfucker....cause he is afrikaans male

We need a manaaier to come teach these motherfuckers a lesson....

by N3v1ll3 May 1, 2019