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maegerlin'

maegerle - (v.) Similar to "grillin," to maegerle someone is to continuously stare at them with the intent to find something wrong with what they are doing and respond with a punishment. This could go for police, school administrators, and any other authority figures.
yo, I was in the hallway the other day and mrs. brown was maegerlin' me so hard. then she took all my weed!.....that's booty son.
by ghostinthemachine May 4, 2011
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retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.
Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.
by John December 20, 2003
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mange material

Partially derived from the french verb "manger" (meaning 'to eat'), this phrase is defined as any type of eatable food.
"We went on a two hour hunt for mange material and ended up at a Subway that we could just have driven five minutes to get to."

"I'm starving, I need some mange material asap!"

"McDonald's and Taco Bell are two fast-food chains that the GEAGZ often hit up for some mange material."
by Golden Eaglez July 19, 2009
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Teflon manager

A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"
When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was
by lalalal April 23, 2005
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Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.
John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."
by blissyu2 December 22, 2010
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Project Manager

A job role. The role is to ensure project is delivered on time, By on time, this means in half the time that is needed to complete all tasks and with half the necessary staff. This role is highly sought after by people that love using meaningless buzz words to hide the fact that don't understand any words said to them in meetings. They will often been seen looking dazed and confused at their computers after spending 9 hours sending meeting requests, rescheduling meetings, going to meetings, holding "catch ups" after meetings in which you need to explain to them what happened in the last meeting and stalking you when your not in meetings with them. They think all other staff are magicians and can't understand why the status update has not changed from yesterday because they forgot you were in meetings with them all day. They live in an imaginary world where they think they understand concepts are likeable by many and think everyone has shit phones because no one answers their calls. Generally they are the root cause of all mental health issues 8n the modern workplace and will go their entire working career oblivious to the fact everyone thinks they are giant cuntasauruses.
"who moved that date forward 4 weeks?"..."the project manager said you could still get it done"..."FFS, I need a mental health day"
by Ninjaella September 12, 2018
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Al Plant Manager

A Prick sometimes mistaken for the head of a cock. More often a fuckstick dickwad that has nothing else to do but write work instructions for his fat ass not breast having, fat ass kid, stoopid son, and r-tard self. Often enjoys reading meaningless books, and wasting time holding social meetings with complete strangers that he pays to listen to him. Sometimes spoken to as a cocksucker that loves filthy sanchez fingers in his mouth. Also known as a pervert in which likes to suck the pee pee off of young boys balls
Dude, your such an Al Plant Manager, you need to have a coat hanger ran up your pee hole, twisted around, kicked in the balls and then thrown off a 287 storie building
by Scotty Jay March 6, 2009
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