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majok
Majok is a very interesting young man that all the ladies love every time he walks into the school grounds he is flooded with people
Majok
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coochulus majorus
I think that I pulled my coochulus majorus; my cooch hurts like a bitch.
We think that we pulled our coochuli majori; our cooches hurt like bitches.
We think that we pulled our coochuli majori; our cooches hurt like bitches.
coochulus majorus by mackshe May 12, 2009
tom goes to the major
it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.
Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.
Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
tom goes to the major by MayorTom January 13, 2009
business major
A member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (Latin name homo sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary homo sapiens. The homo sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:
* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
HS guidance counsellor: So, what do you want to study in college?
Moron: I dunno.
Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?
Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.
Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?
Moron: Ima be a CEO.
Consellor: ...
Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.
Consellor: *facepalm*
Moron: I dunno.
Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?
Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.
Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?
Moron: Ima be a CEO.
Consellor: ...
Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.
Consellor: *facepalm*
business major by mathnazi May 12, 2010