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Maldon

A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.
Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon
by Solid guy who wrote this December 31, 2018
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ruars macdonald is fat

ruars macdonald scotland inverness is a fat son of a bitch
"hey do u know ruars macdonald?"

"aye hes that fat prick"

ruars macdonald is fat means that ruars macdonald from inverness,scotland is fat.
by cancerpatient123 December 2, 2019
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mark madden

A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.
Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?

Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!
by SteelerGuy July 27, 2006
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Is Maddox a cuck?

A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.
Boy: Mom, did you have sex with another man while Dad watched?
Mom: Is Maddox a cuck?
by Cerebrate 1138 December 4, 2018
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maddenism

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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maddyn

A girl who is super funny super sweet she is such a ladies man and super loyal.Maddyn is the girl to date
by Kittyeatsyou August 11, 2017
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Madden Curse

Originated in 2001 when EA started putting cover shots of famous football stars on the cover of Madden NFL videogames.
Every player to be on the cover since then has had a season ending injury and/or a losing streak. Examples:

Madden 2001 cover: Eddie George, Titans RB

Before cover: The Titans reached the Super Bowl the prior season and George had gone to three consecutive Pro Bowls.

After cover: George made the Pro Bowl in 2000, but averaged 3.2 yards per carry in 2001 and 2002 and the Titans haven't been back to the Super Bowl.

Madden 2002 cover: Daunte Culpepper, Vikings QB

Before cover: Culpepper threw 33 TD passes and led team to the NFC championship game.

After cover: Culpepper missed five games in 2001 with a knee injury, threw a league-high 23 interceptions in 2002; the Vikings have gone 11-21 since 2000.

Madden 2003 cover: Marshall Faulk, Rams RB

Before cover: Faulk had become the first player in NFL history to gain 2,000 yards from scrimmage in four consecutive seasons; the Rams had been to three straight postseasons.

After cover: Plagued by an ankle injury, Faulk started a career-low 10 games as the Rams missed the playoffs.

Madden 2004 cover: Michael Vick, Falcons QB

Before cover: He was on a roll coming into the year, having set four NFL records in the 2002 season and established a reputation as one of the games' most electrifying players.

After cover: Early in the 2003 pre-season, Vick broke his leg in the first quarter of a game against the Baltimore Ravens. He was out for the first 11 games of the season.
Prior to 2001, John Madden was on the cover of Madden NFL games. John Madden is the only man in history to withstand the power of the Madden Curse.
by Brisk August 12, 2004
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