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Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012
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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
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shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
by brewlio May 11, 2007
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Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
by FreshBooks March 13, 2008
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Moustache Pete

An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
by illuminatiagt May 27, 2009
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my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003
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