Self-Mutilation

The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.

Guy 1: What's on your arm?

Guy 2: Happy scars!

Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?

Guy 2: Yeah!

Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.

Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.

Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.

Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.

Guy 1: AHHHH!

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

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mutilatedgutz

Literally the swaggiest mutual ever and super drippy. He’s really funny and cool! He’s in a lot of cool fandoms and his cosplays are ASTONISHING!!

Go hype him up!
Btw @mutated.mushroomz

mutilatedgutz Is an awesome cosplayer!

by PandaTowne July 2, 2021

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Mutilatedzombie

Awesome , Rad

Hey dude that's so Mutilatedzombie!

by YELLLOOOWOWOWO January 11, 2022

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mutilate me

it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.

Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”

by gorilla grip coochie squirt October 21, 2021

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Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

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