Mister Charlie

A term for white people in general, not as derogatory as "ofay", or "honkey", but not complimentary either. The term first came into general use, and noticed by the society outside the African-American community, in the book by the late author James Baldwin, in his seminal book "Blues For Mister Charlie". Often abbreviated "Charlie".

"I've been trying to get a job downtown, but Mister Charlie won't give me a chance...he's locked-down tight".

by nicodagger March 8, 2009

mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!

I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!

by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011

turd of misery

1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.

1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.

2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.

by Doodadoo May 23, 2007

sisters before misters

The girl rule that your friends are always more important than your boyfriends. Basically the girl version of bros before hoes, except the title doesn't sound like an insult to women. Also, there's an unwritten sub-rule: if you catch your friend's boyfriend cheating, YOU MUST TELL HER ASAP!

Sometimes called chicks before dicks.

Amy's boyfriend was being such a jerk to her BFF, so she dumped him, even though she still really liked him. What an awesome friend Amy is, putting sisters before misters like that!

by Disvan November 26, 2010

Mister S'ing

A reversal of gender roles during the sex act, wherein the male urethra becomes the receptable for the female clitoris in a tiny fury of minute penetration.

Brotha, you haven't lived til you've done some Mister S'ing!

by Gunther Bunky June 26, 2008

mystery disk

an unlabled bootleg DVD. usually colored porcelain white with a blue underside.

1: hey man, i got that new movie! i'm surprised a mystery disk could have such good quality!

2: ooh! a mystery disk! let's pop it in and hope it's not guy-on-guy porn.

by Sgt. Token March 31, 2008

miseryguts

A word describing a person who is against having any sort of fun at any time.

Man #1: "No hanging off the chandelier!"
Man #2: "Miseryguts!"

by xcarex July 30, 2007