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dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci December 18, 2012
mugGet the dutch mergemug.

Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".
Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.
by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023
mugGet the Mergemug.

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.
I got cut off by a merge runner!
by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018
mugGet the merge runnermug.

merge review

When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.
I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.
by norbeepapp April 24, 2023
mugGet the merge reviewmug.

meat merge

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.

Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.
Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.
by flipmcf April 18, 2007
mugGet the meat mergemug.

MERGE

A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated
Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?
by WatsonsView October 13, 2022
mugGet the MERGEmug.
When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
mugGet the Radiological torture merged interrogationsmug.

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