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merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.
I got cut off by a merge runner!
by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018
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Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.
That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.
by cquillian April 17, 2013
mugGet the Mobile Mergemug.

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities
ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??
by letterb_ December 4, 2021
mugGet the Mergemug.

Merge Mansion

n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.
Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.
by zl_CHANNERZ_lz September 25, 2022
mugGet the Merge Mansionmug.

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway
Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.
by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020
mugGet the turbo mergingmug.

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci December 18, 2012
mugGet the dutch mergemug.
When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
mugGet the Radiological torture merged interrogationsmug.

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