fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

Merge

just, merge bro. if you ain’t got it, you ain’t gonna get it.

another way to say “bet”

guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”

guy 1: “my dog just died”
guy 2: “oh...merge...”

by poop butt hole 6 March 27, 2021

Merge Cube

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. This Multidimensional Object is viewed as a Cube to the naked eye of 3rd dimensional beings. It is used to power all warp pianos and devices, with it you can shift your reality or teleport through space with short time.

Where's that Merge Cube.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012

Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.

“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”

by Blue Jay November 12, 2023

dimensional merge

When all universes collide into each other, causing all fictional characters and every version of ourselves coming into the primary dimension. This prophecy was stated by Cristian Weston Chandler.

Guy1: Help! Help! The dimensional merge is happening!!!

Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.

Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by True Street Wigga January 28, 2024