Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020

Old Lives Matter

In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?

Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?

Old Lives Matter...

by YAWA April 26, 2020

Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021

Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.

"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"

by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016

it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.

Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)

by kue serabi September 16, 2017

Frat Matter

A bizarre, grey substance found on shoes and the bottoms of pants after a frat party. It is sticky and repulsive, as well as exceedingly difficult to clean. Everyone always has their own definitive theory of what it actually is and how it gets on everyone.

Bruh, it took my mom like 3 hours to get all the frat matter off of my shoes today.

by BIGAL51 March 16, 2016

No lives matter

The belief that no life is more important than the next, that life is worth losing no matter your shade of skin, and that you might as well make the one you have count instead of spending all your time focused on who's life matters or what shade of skin they have/had.

In reality No lives matter, since nobody gets to take their life with them when they pass.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021