Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

by NEhater January 8, 2014

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Massacree

"Massacree" as used by Arlo Guthrie is a series of absurd events. He calls his movement in the song the "Anti-Massacree Movement" because he is protesting the crazy situations in the world that lead to the song.

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day
Walking in, singing a bar of "Alice's Restaurant" and walkin' out? Friends
They may think it's a Movement, and that's what it is the Alices's
Restaurant anti-massacree movement. And all you gotta do to join is to
Sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar

by qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvb January 2, 2021

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

mass-debate

masterbationin mass

Teacher--"Ok class, who wants to mass-debate today?"
Jade--"I do, I do! and so does Jenny and Tabitha"
Teacher--"OK, we'll do guys versus girls, whoever comes first gets extra points!"

by shawnf25 December 8, 2003