Martin 

He's shy and antisocial but very sweet any girl would be blessed to have him in her life. He always has your back very fun to be around he's cool and laid back gives the best advice.

Martin is a good friend 😊🙂

Martin by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019

Martin 

'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.

Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..

Martin by Alex Vogel February 27, 2008

Martin 

substitute for referring to LSD. Comes from a song from 80's pop band ABC. Lyrics go: "my name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y. Who needs the moon when we got the staaarrrs!"

Hey man, are we hanging out with Martin tonight?
Who picked up Martin for the weekend?

Martin by polyrhachis February 19, 2009

Martin 

Martin typically is the epitome of success knowledge intelligence at overall 200 IQ activities, not only is he on the highest Echelon of good looks but no woman stands any chance to get him. He tends to be temperamental at times but only because he is always being torn between being a genius and also extremely good-looking, he has black hair very curly no forehead acne whatsoever. His green eyes makes most woman's ovaries explode, he is passionate about what he cares about and can easily be displeased with other people's flaws. A Martin is a one in a 8 billion because there's only one Martin if you fit the description of everything mentioned that you are that one Martin congratulations on having a macro sized personality and a micro sized penis!

Martin is amazing...

Martin by Mattinz July 27, 2018

Martin 

Usualy the biggest Cunt of your entire friend list.

A: Dude, Jason kicked me in the nuts for no reason
B: He is such a Martin

Martin by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 4, 2018

Martin 

His last name is way too fire to even mention. Everytime I hear that name, I be like bro this guy has a big as dick. Martin is a fun person and great on bed.

Freind: Yo you got a Martin?!
Girlfriend: Yea
Martin: Yuurrrr
Girlfriend(turned on): ahhhh

Martin by NiggaRetardeded March 19, 2019

Martin 

Great personality, always happy and love making other laugh. Can be a grump at times but most of the time is seen smiling.

Martin seems to be in a good mood.

Martin by SlammedEK November 17, 2019