3 definitions by ProfessorFilthyLazis

Martin

Usualy the biggest Cunt of your entire friend list.

A: Dude, Jason kicked me in the nuts for no reason
B: He is such a Martin

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 4, 2018

Pink Breakfast

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

S.Y.D

Similar to L.A.D(Lick A Dick). It's an acronym for See Ya Dickface

A: Aight later faggot
B: S.Y.D

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 4, 2018