Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

by suzna June 24, 2016

Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Morning Wood

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms

Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

Monday Morning Optimist

A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.

This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.

Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.

by Noxilerm June 1, 2007

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007