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Lumberjack Cash

A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.
Did you see that dude just jump kick the moon? He must be down like Lumberjack Cash!
by The Legend Lumberjack October 12, 2011
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Lumbersmith

A form of lumberjack widely used and respected by millenials.
Lumbersmith: I cut a tree
Millennial: thank you mister lumbersmith
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Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
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laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product
by littlejimmie April 1, 2019
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lumpenproletariat

(n) 1. A section of the population in capitalist society that is deprived of a role in production.

(n) 2. The most impoverished section in capitalist society comprising mostly of vagrants, vagabonds, criminals, welfare recipients, drug addicts, etc.

(n) 3. A non-revolutionary current in capitalist society, in Marxist terms.
A socialist revolution could never come from the lumpenproletariat due to the fact that they have no stake in production.
by Damien E November 24, 2007
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lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Lumbersexual

Young and middle-aged male urbanites whose sartorial choices are characterized by thick and well-groomed beards, styled haircuts, and clothing that tends towards the rugged. The Lumbersexual is really an off-shoot of that H word we all think about often and still dislike saying (no, not herpes) though in this case there is a pronounced emphasis on practice of physical craft, obscure skill-sets, and old-timey traditions and methods of manufacture. Additionally, the style can be read as either an earnest celebration of or parody of traditional masculinity, though do not ask the Lumbersexual to tell you which it is - just like the rest of us these days he is probably at a loss to discern a difference between the two.
Have you seen Max Dawson lately? His beard grown to a tremendous length, which along with landing himself on this season of Survivor really completes his transformation to Lumbersexual.
by bigteeeth January 25, 2015
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