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lonely

The feeling of despair and isolation suffered when you move to another location, have no friends, live alone far from any past family or friends. The feeling of constant pain and self personality criticism due to your situation and social inability to change your situation
Lonely is doing thinks which youve never done and feel embarrassed doing eg. getting drunk and clubbing alone, eating in resturants alone, binging from lonliness
by p123 September 19, 2008
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Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.
Turn Sgt. Pepper's up!!! I love this wack crap.
by bEATLe_PauL June 8, 2005
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Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
by Roy Berto May 13, 2012
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lonely

Lonely or loneliness

it is a feeling inside our body that is has the same vibe as depression because we feel empty like we don't have a place in the world because we know that everyone doesn't like you,on one likes you,no one cares for you and no one will ever show you what love is.
"It is hard to love someone who has be alone for too long, because they have lived their life being lonely or alone"
by Aj12TheKid August 11, 2016
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lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."
by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010
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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc
look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole
by c.riley February 20, 2015
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