finger-longer

something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.

from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer

"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."

by mic dundee July 23, 2007

donger longer

a person (usually women) who had an extreme want for a penis.

wow, i really want a boyfriend. i'm such a donger longer.

by penispants4797 January 30, 2010

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008

for the longest

Means "for the longest time." Typically used by people from the city, especially Philly.

I been waiting in line for this pork roll cheesesteak for the longest bro, this jawn best make this shit faster.

by jawnjawn jones May 9, 2018

lonedawg

someone who is retarded

lonedawg is a total tard

by Robert J. Poontang July 18, 2003

Lenged

Getting absolutely schlazzed beyond concious thought

'Mate this lad got proper lenged last night'

by theflawlesswalrus April 11, 2017