loin cloth

A Cloth covering a mans genital region. Usually made of animal skin. Loin Cloths are close to pointless because they are lacking a back.

" Woah check out that guys sweet loin cloth"
" Gross"

by StephanieAlex April 2, 2006

Loin Clothing

When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.

Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

Sir Loin

Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.

Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?

by StabMastaArson April 19, 2004

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

loin butter

the man juice that butters your wife muffin, for the purpose of getting her pregnant

Jen, I want to give you the honor of hosting my legacy in your inards. Come her, I will give you some of my loin butter.

by Lou F March 3, 2007

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

loin

The sexual parts of the body also the lower jew of your leg in latin it mean cold pancakes

"My loins are tingling cause gay.."~eric wu

by N ta the ico April 12, 2005