Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006

Laffey

State of extreme relaxation. Relaxing to the fullest.

After we smoked that blunt I through down a major laffey

by funkys September 28, 2008

loffer

A Loffer is a very funny person. They have a great sense of humor and can make anyone smile.

The Loffer is the funniest person I know.

by Cucumber23 May 17, 2018

Liffey water

Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland

When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water

by Jumpingbean March 30, 2015

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

Lofe

A portmanteau of two different words: "love" and "life".

That's my lofe goal.
Meaning love and life goal.

by Nixys November 27, 2019