loaf

A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.

Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.

I need to get my loaf cut.

by Thundercat_Guy September 14, 2004

loaf

A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.

Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.

by LoafCrew July 20, 2015

loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

by bill November 20, 2002

Loafed

The feeling of being in the euphoria of taking any prescription drug like anti-depressants, anxiety medications, muscle relaxers, opiates or acetametophines while lounging around lifeless but straight as vuck chillin hard

"im so loafed right now my dude, those white 2mg sticks are whats god"

by Fence Patrick November 3, 2011

on the loaf

adj.: describes a person or thing that is out of order, operating outside normal parameters; crazy; trippin'; drunk or high on drugs

Worker1: Man, what's the deal with Kevin today? He's not making any sense.
Worker2: Yeah, he's ON THE LOAF.

My computer is ON THE LOAF; it keeps freezing up on me.

by thematt999 June 30, 2005

Loaf

multi-functional word

ahh im gone bang him yano" "nah lowe him mans a loaf

by amjslranjpcbdl January 26, 2011

loaf

A tern used to describe a thousand dollars

Ex; "yo I made a loaf today."

"Damn a whole a g. Word!"

by angeredadonis March 31, 2010