loaf

A useless, overweight person.

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

by enzio March 8, 2005

loafed

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

by vinyes April 30, 2008

loafs

Large amounts of money in your pocket/wallet.

Graham: Aye, you got any spare change?

Nick: Sorry, I only got loafs.

by notagiraffe December 13, 2014

loaf

a lazy person that lies about doing work and wants everyone to think they are the victim.

see Badria Al-jamal & Eeyore. Both are loafs.

by SJH&MC January 8, 2010

loaf

1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.

1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.

by AYB June 29, 2003

loaf

to push off, stall on something needed to do or someone you want to talk to.

you loafing on that english paper; you loafing on the girl.

by brianna charlton February 27, 2008

Loafing

Loafing; a verb for a cat when they are sitting down. They have a very particular position, which is now know to common society as the "loaf." Loafing is the action of being a loaf, and loafed mean past tense.
This word has evolved from just meaning bread, but a cat sitting. Cats often loaf in the middle of the floor or in high places, to place dominance upon their humans.

"Why are you loafing, in the middle of the floor!" - A human talking to their cat, loafing on the floor.

by Ōkamii :] September 24, 2022