Loaf 

1. The Best.
2. Sex.

1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.

Loaf by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010

Loaf 

Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.

Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.

Loaf by beasty95 August 11, 2010

loaf 

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

loaf by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf 

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

loaf by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf 

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

loaf by fashullet April 30, 2005

Loaf 

A Funny way of saying love.

I Fuckin loafted yeah!

Loaf by Habernathy March 22, 2007

Loaf 

Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)

That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great

Loaf by Bishmilla July 12, 2004