xbox live

Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"

Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020

LiveLeak

The one place on the internet you can find both pop culture news opinions of heroin strung out alcoholic traveling circus clowns and watch grainy films of peoples head getting blown off.

Dude did you see that new Liveleak video of a school bus getting run over by a train in mexico?

by Hurrderpderp October 26, 2014

Real live

4real, seriously, when you really mean that shit.

Real live I'm bout to beat this bitch ass!!

Like, real live you fucked my cousin?

This your homework real live?

(Orginated from SouthEast DC)

by Brown33 & Chan3y February 9, 2010

live corn

Bullets

I've got live corn loaded in my skeng.

by Jesse.ow May 24, 2016

Xbox Live

Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".

1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"

by Crackischeap July 5, 2010

Live fast, die young

Expression meaning take lots of risks, have lots of fun, and don't suffer through old age. It is implied that the first half of the expression is what causes the second half.

Guy 1: I can't wait to be 65 when I can get medicare.
Guy 2: Oh god, I hope I never get that old. Live fast, die young.

by Anonymous1769 March 21, 2010