lingardinho

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup

Wow Lingardinho made me cum

by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too

“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola

by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

Lunger buster

During the use of a bucket bong or a lung/parachute bong; draw a super thick milky smoke from an excessively over packed cone of cannabis then inhale causing your lungs to bust and cough.

Shaun can inhale lunger buster's one after the other back to back without hesitation.

Brad took a mild white lunger buster and coughed his ring out.

Lunger busters for breakfast all day.

by pornzi July 30, 2019

langered

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...

Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?

by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langerholz

German term for "Longer Wood"

Hey man, that sure is a langerholz you have there.

by Weird216 May 18, 2016

langer

Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off

The langers from Dublin took the trophee

by Extract August 19, 2006