Libby

When you're salty as fuck, but it's not your fault, it's the rest of the world's.

"John, can you believe that people are so libby these days?"

by Hillary 2016 January 11, 2017

Libby

A girl who is not a person to mess with; it's great to be friends with a Libby, she's beautiful, unique, dangerous, adventurous, tall & the definition of perfection. This girl has all the boys after her, especially that kid called Scott. She is an unusual person and is clever and popular. However, she may be shy at times. When you first meet her, you'd think of her as an everyday girl... but no she's completely different. Her bestfriend is a girl called Leah and she is a very lucky person to be friends with a Libby. Libby is an amazing person and a pleasure to be friends with. Everyone loves Libby and knows who she is..

"You see that Libby over there, she's fit" says Leah.

by Ladsarereal March 15, 2017

bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.

Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.

by V. C. Five February 10, 2008

Libby Moment

event: a Libby Moment is difficult to classify due to the erratic nature of its effects on the initiator, observer and the subsequent audience that hears about it later.

It typically begins with the initiator; the initiator will perform an act, ask a question, or make a statement causing the observer to think; did this really happen, was this really asked or was that really said, this thought is always followed with a facial expression, (raised eyebrows and small or large grin) that then causes the initiator to realize that a Libby Moment has occurred even if the initiator is not sure of the exact cause of said Libby Moment. The audience comes into play later when the observer tells their account of the Libby Moment, and everyone has a good laugh about it.

1) While driving past a hotel the initiator ask the observer, "honey what’s weefee and why is it free.”
Observer: (raises eyebrows and smiles:) that would be wifi

Initiator: oh no you’re going to tell everyone I ask this aren’t you.
Observer: you just had a Libby moment it's all right.

2)Observer asks Initiator, “hey man is that a hicky on your neck”
Initiator: no I was running late this morning so I thought I’d save time by ironing my shirt while I was wearing it and I burned myself
Observer: So you actually thought about this before you did it. (raised eyebrows big smile), and by the way your shirt still looks like crap.
Initiator: Darn it, I had a Libby Moment didn’t I.
Observer: you had two, first with the iron, then you told me about it.

by TwoCent March 16, 2011

Libby Lued

Adjective used to describe anyone who wears too much makeup, hair extensions, cheap accessories and tiny clothes. Looking like a product of Libby Lu. http://www.clublibbylu.com/

Oh my god, did you see Megan, she's been Libby Lued!

by Tracy Bohren and Steve Bass October 16, 2008

poop libby

1) symptom to a serious medical condition.
2) a fictional medical condition used to call in sick for work

"i've got a bad case of the poop libby's."
"the doctor says i have poop libby and i can't come in today."
"are you coming down with poop libby?"
"oooohhh i've got poop libby!"

by shizzelby July 26, 2004

Libbysex

1. v. Having hot naked sex with a person with the name of Libby on the swings in a nearby park during the evening hours.

2. v. The word 'libbysex' can also be used as a synonym for 'sex'. (one does not need to "Have libbysex" one simply 'libbysex')

3. 'libbysex' as a synonym for 'hot' or an attractive person

ex1 "Libby and I went down to the park and had libbysex"

ex2 "Hey, do you want to come over to my place and libbysex?"

ex3 "That girl is totally libbysex" or "OMFG THEY ARE TEH LIBBYSEX"

by P. Hammil February 15, 2005