Leprechaun

A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.

"Damn it! those leprechauns just did a big shet on me boot!"
"Feck off, bloody leprechauns!"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Lepontic

An ancient P-Celtic language spoken by the Leponti in modern N. Italy.

Lepontic, Gaulish, Noric and Galatian are P-Celtic languages.

by GalaicoWarrior May 22, 2010

leppo

A thing that brings confusion, in the form of a question.

What is a Leppo?

by Akmon Ra September 22, 2018

cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

Unlucky Leprachaun

The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."

Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.

by pta391 July 3, 2009

Humor Leper

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.

Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time

by Lord evil May 23, 2013

Hungry Leprechaun

When you hire a leprechaun, shove it up your mate's ass, then proceed to fuck your mate while the leprechaun eats his insides and your mate dies.

"Poor lad, last I heard Edward had preformed a hungry leprechaun on his mate Sam, he had his arse eaten from the inside out"

by Me Laddy Sam August 12, 2015