Lebron it

Conditions:
1) Mega-star
2) Final year of contract
3) small city
4) in the play-offs

To 'Lebron it' is to give minimal effort during the play-offs series so you lose, providing no reason to stay in that small city. (See Cleveland-Boston series)

With Albert Pujols in his final year with the Cards, I hope he doesn't Lebron it during the World Series.

by Saint24 October 19, 2011

learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Lebronchitis

Medical condition which causes shots to clank off the rim. Symptoms include restricted breathing and choking, particularly in the 4th quarter. Sadly, there is no cure.

Lebron suffered from "lebronchitis" in games 4 and 5 of the finals versus Dallas.

by InMemoryOfLebrictionaryThread December 9, 2011

Learnt

To "get turnt" on knowledge or under the influence of education.

Billy: Man, this weekend I'm gettin so learnt
Dylan: Dude, don't you mean turnt
Billy: No, I have to study for a big test monday

by purplepenguin627 February 22, 2015

Lebronitis

Falling short, not accomplishing task, choking.

I suffered lebronitis and couldnt make the game winning shot.

by Dr.Bro April 12, 2011

live and learn

You live through the experience and learn the mistakes.

"Hey you wanna get drunk tonite?"

"No thanks, I did that last nite and it ended pretty badly"

"So? "
"Live and learn biotch!"

by Lilly.t June 11, 2016