estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.

GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1

by FacelessWoWAddict August 28, 2008

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

BEYOND Lazer Tag

Everyone's favorite sandwich. :)

"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."

by Fush June 26, 2003

Lazerating

The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.

Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.

by Alice IssaBell Wonderland April 19, 2010

Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina

derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother

by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010