Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

laymans

Terms designed to be understood by those unfamiliar with the art in question.

Person 1: FDISK uses binary megabytes when displaying drive and partition sizes, not decimal megabytes.

Person2: Laymans terms please

Person 1: Complicated program counts numbers differently to usual

by Dr.Evil July 26, 2004

Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

layonna

Layonna is beautiful and a lot of people think she's fake because she speaks truth. She also keeps up alot of drama but soon her life will be in order

"That girl layonna always in some shit"

by Pyt.niya June 18, 2018

lymon

a flavor of 7up that combines a lime and a lemon.

Look at Dan! He's enjoying his lymon drink!

by sapphire honey June 14, 2006

Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them

I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his

by Reece212121 June 23, 2016

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009