pipe layer

A guy who is a tremendously good fuck

Yeah, I got down with that dude... he is a real pipe layer

by sweetgirl May 30, 2005

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009

Borrowed Ladder

Taken from the movie "Gattaca". The term is associated with a detested segment of society; one of those who refuses to play the hand that he was dealt. Most commonly known as a borrowed ladder, or a de-gene-erate.

We have a borrowed ladder who has infiltrated Gattaca and has been mascarading as one of it employees.

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007

Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

by Kyle February 19, 2005