Mongolian death lettuce

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.

Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...

by breaststrokermvn February 3, 2010

lettuce snow

Let us know!

Ok Tahnee lettuce snow

by Cobbler June 6, 2018

Olivia lattuca

Is a weird and sexual person who loves to make out with dogs.

Your such an Olivia Lattuca

by DontBeANayelyArreloa November 17, 2017

gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

Banana cheese n lettuce

It’s a lifestyle honestly. Banana- ya layin down the pipe you know? Gettin that pussy. Cheese- oh we always making that money you already know. Lettuce. Isn’t it obvious we smoking the devil lettuce ;)

Banana cheese n lettuce. Don’t need to put it in a sentence just rep dat shiet.

by GhostyZeroJay December 29, 2017

Nat-tat-a-lue Lettuce

An amazing girl who can make anyone smile and change anyone's life the minute they meet her. No matter how sad you are you can count on Nat-tat-a-lue to make you smile or laugh, not forgetting the fact that her very own laugh could make anyone smile. She is an amazing best friend and you can count on her to be the most understanding and trust-worthy friend ever. An incredible best friend, any normal person would want to be her friend and be in her crowd. Accepting everyone and somehow never leaving a single person out of anything, not to mention her awesome energetic personality will keep any party alive. A great fit for a girlfriend too, a little shy at first but is packed with a lot of love. Any guy would be in line to be her boyfriend. Nat-tat-a-lue is also a beautiful youth-like girl, she may not see it but her friends and that lucky guy will. Nat-tat-a-lue in words short is a lifetime best friend, an amazing girlfriend, and most of all the most incredible person you will ever meet.

Nat-tat-a-lue Lettuce is an amazing lifetime best friend, girlfriend, and the most amazing person you will ever meet.

by Karelllllllll March 7, 2019