lightskin latino

A latino who appears to caucasian

Girl: Go white boy go white boy go!
Boy: I'm actually hispanic :(
Girl: But you look white
Boy: My parents are Costa Rican :(
Girl: Oh sorry
Boy 2: He's a lightskin latino
Boy 1: Thanks homie :)

by wearsocksplease January 22, 2021

Latino Aspergers

A person of Latino descent with mild social hang-ups, such as the inability to read others' emotions. An individual with Latino Aspergers may be seen staring blankly at a hysterical person, while snacking on an empanada.

Jorge's wife really needed some help with the baby, but her husband kept ignoring her pleads in favor of some delicious tapas. Dude definitely has Latino Aspergers!"

by The LBC November 28, 2010

Albino Latino

A person who looks white like a cracka but really has all the feistyness and sexiness of a Latino firecracker.

Dayummmmm that is one fine albino Latino!!!

by Kaypolo December 31, 2010

Friend-Sex-Lationship

Good friends who love each other and have amazing sex together.

Jimmy and Sarah are good friends and sexaholics who can please each other better than anyone else can.

by Sarah March 8, 2005

Latino Standard Time

1. Latino Standard Time (LST) refers to the amount of time between when someone of Latin American origin says that they will be somewhere, and when they actually are. Generally Latino standard time ranges between LT (Local Time) + 30min and LT + 2h. In rare instances, LST can be LT + up to 1 day.

Ed: Didn't Leslie say that she would be ready to leave 45 minutes ago?
Doug: Yeah, but she's on Latino Standard Time.

by Eduardo v October 2, 2006

laimonas

Unfriendly faggot

Hey look is laimonas the unfriendly faggot

by Mcn eA10 November 20, 2019

latinobese

1. An obese Latino. 2. Obesity caused by overconsumption of sodium soaked pork and beef, tortillas, and beans.
3. Perceived obesity caused by continuous pregnancy.

Latinobese: Lupita's purchase of an Astrovan relieved her sore knees, but contributed to her latinobesity.

by Vincent (mfk) May 26, 2008