Lapdance day

Is the day were eny girl yiu speek with has to give you n 10sec lapdanse with her ass

Hey caylen im speeking with you and its nasianal lapdance day

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

Lapdance day

Eny girls you talk with has to give you a 10sec lapdanse

Hi caylen you know it june 1 and that lapdance day give me n lapdance

by Psyconnect June 1, 2021

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

lamanist

A type of whore who shoves rotten cabbages up ones anal organ before giving oral pleasure.

I am afraid of paying an lamanist for pleasure, for if i do, there will be harm done to me as well as the poor cabbage.

by Elmo and Gonzo August 26, 2005