lard-by

Like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.

The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.

Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.

by PandaEff March 18, 2011

Lard Town

Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"

"Nobody sidewalk surfs like Jay Buscuits! He's The Lord of Lard Town!"

by JOFAmous June 30, 2016

lardassing it

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.

We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

lard jones

zoophile

this man likes animals he is a lard jones

by migger jones February 5, 2023

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Eska Laid

Getting laid in Great Esker Park, North Weymouth, MA

After the party in the "res", me and Beth went behind a tree and I Eska Laid her realy good!

by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

laid low

To be near death or very sick. To be physically or mentally ill, or both.

Dude was laid low for a while by that bad shit he got from Zak.

by Elapsetime April 6, 2013