lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.

"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.

Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping

by Beeasy August 24, 2018

Lebanesenuts

Walking up to a fine chick at the club and telling her she must be Lebanese and when she says no ,you say your lying because you are lebanesenuts.

Did you you see that chick by the bar ,? Yes she's got to be full blooded lebanesenuts.

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021

Lesbianese

A lesbian Lebanese

The new movie by Mia Khalifa is called "The Lesbianese"

by Nashi-washi January 29, 2023

Lebanese Pound

A sexual maneuver in which a shady man lights a candle in a womans anus, lights it, then lets it harden. After it has hardened for about 10-15 minutes, the man uses the new rectal totem to fuck her.

"yeah this guy at the mall selling fake glasses asked me if I wanted to try a lebanese pound"

by kolaoncoke August 7, 2023

Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010