lolcow

A phenomena, usually observed on forums and/or imageboards. A person, most often someone who tries to look exceedingly knowledgeable in the topic discussed, is being flamed/trolled to the point where they can no longer present "sane" arguments that will "fit their level", but yet are too proud to just quit.

This produces a considerable amount of lolz and win, for which the said person can be "milked" until they finally give up. Or drop dead. Hence the name.

( )
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | LOL ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
LolCow

by DreadSmile December 14, 2008

LolCloset

LolCloset:
A closet full of LOL. The funniest things deserve the most epic of reactions.

"HAHAHHAHAHAA LOLCLOSET"

by hbitz March 17, 2010

Lolcano

A sudden outburst of laughter, usually used in a sarcastic way or texting in place of "lol" or "lawlz"

literal meaning-
Bonnie: I just laughed so hard I threw up a little bit!
Cara: Bahahahaha, oh my god LOLCANO!

sarcastic meaning-
status update: b0r3d, texxxt meee!!

reply: lolcano..

by originatedinshakerheights May 30, 2011

lolcode

A programming language based on the words used in lolcats pictures. Not very useful, but fun.

A sample lolcode program (prints the numbers from 1 to 10):

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IN IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

by Aqua_Mann January 11, 2009

Loli

The simple definition for loli is young girl.

The more accurate definition is a small and/or young girl with a small frame, meaning flat chest, small waist and hips, but they act usually in a cute and innocent manner. Usually in animes, the typical loli will be shorter than the rest of the characters, even for their age.

She is a loli.

Do you like lolis?

That is definitley a loli.

by MR T21B SNIPER May 21, 2020

lolcome

Used to acknowledge somebody's gratitude to you for something you felt obligated to do, but were not pleased about. "You're welcome, lol..."

"You'll come bail me out? Thanks man."
"You're lolcome."

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

Loïcia

Usually Loïcia is someone who is smart, kind, and very compassionate. She puts her heart and soul into everything she does, and there is never anything done subpar. She is often smarter than others her age, and as a result is sometimes confused why others can't understand her. She tends to have an interest in sports, but likes to be girly at times as well.

Gosh ; Loïcia makes my heart go uwu.

Loïcia is literally the cutest person, i wanna marry her.

by blessinglwt November 11, 2018