Cock liver

The clue is in the name. Someone who has a cock for a liver. The victims insides are usually all messed up.

Doctor- "It appears you are a cock liver"

Mary- "Oh no, now i can't eat cookies"

by Toss pot March 6, 2008

chicken liver

Old insult usually used by school kids. Another way to say the other person is afraid or unwanted.

Me: No I do not want to play Break-the-Bottle in the alley with you Chuy!

Chuy: Chicken liver!!!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

liver waffle

insult ; mr.penis you have a tiny penis.

Raven: liver waffle.
Bronwyn: i know i need to get it check out :

by Raven mrpenis. September 26, 2010

marinating the liver

A synonym for drinking. Could be used just for fun, or as a more passive way of telling you friends and family you're an alcoholic.

Mom - so what did you do last night
You - stayed in, marinated the liver
Mom - you shouldn't eat so much red meat

Friend - what are you up to right now
You - just marinating the liver
Friend - dude, it's noon on a Wednesday...

by THE Rocketmanrc May 1, 2010

Eating liver

Where you are so hungry and into canibalism to the point that you say that you want to eat someones liver.

Person 1: we're stranded and I'm so hungry
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now

by Where TF am I??? December 27, 2021

Liver Crush

The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.

"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."

by Maverick17 December 16, 2008

Liver Tickle

When you've been boozing too hard for multiple days and you begin to get a tickle-kind-of pain in the upper right quadrant of your torso

"God damn man, this booze cruise is giving me a liver tickle"
"Holy shit my liver is itchy af. Got them liver tickles"
"Am I an alcoholic? I got the liver tickles!"

by AmISeriouslyDoingThis September 1, 2018