laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.

"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"

by mitzi wavin November 13, 2017

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

Laying Up

The opposite of laying down/when you have someone laying on top of you.

Person 1: Oh hey! Things are getting pretty serious between my partner and I!
Person 2: Really?
P1: Yeah! Last night we were laying up!
P2: Cool bro!

by Tedalina14 June 11, 2018

Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

Laying Low

Doesn't know where its at. A series of four paintings about animals that fuck shit up.

Laying low 2... Doesn't know where its at. Laying low three. Fuckin... Fuck shit up. And that's what we know.

by Dino nugget wrangler December 5, 2010

laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

by rob Norwood May 18, 2004