Last Measure

A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it:

-Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-Press Ctrl+W when on it
-Go to task manager and end your browser task
-Shut down your PC and restart

Links to it:
<anything here>.on.nimp.org/<anything here (optional)>
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org

Trick: Hey dude
Guy B: hi
Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome
Guy B: Yes!
Trick: OK, link:
Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org
Guy B: What is it
Trick: A blog about my life
Trick: I live at NYC
Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it
*HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO JEWS.WMV AAAAAAAAA*
Trick: u there?
Guy B: YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS HAPPY NOW FUCKING IDIOT?
Trick: HAHA you went to it! You got Last Measure'd!

by TNTX32 August 9, 2009

Last Call For McDoubles

When the least intoxicated person at the party makes a McDonald's run for all the drunk retards with the beer munchies. He collects his cash (often times being sober enough to rip others off) and proceeds to buy approximately 15 Dubs dripping in grease and Mac Sauce. This leads to late night satisfaction, but also leads to a disheartening array of beer shits the next morning.

Trey: "I ain't drunk! (Proceeds to vomit on sofa) Last Call For McDoubles!"
Jalen: "Ey add that mac sauce ya hurr? You feel me?"
Trey: "I feel you bro..."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Last Born

Is a very loving and generous person. The last born is an introvert person, he hate chaos people. He always pampered by his parents. The last born is also known as Gaji Dada in Fulfulde Language.

He is such the last born.

by Engr. AMA September 16, 2020

last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

last love

Your last love is the last person you truly love, the person that you haven't fell in love with first, but fell in love with last.

He's not my first love, but he's most definitely my last love.

by Decisive_01 January 8, 2017

Last Shot

Last Shot,® is a premium energy, hangover protection and recovery drink designed to counter the negative effects of alcohol on the body.
www.lastshotofficial.com (OTC: EQLB)

I woke up without A hangover, I’m glad I took a Last Shot® last night.

by 69Love August 19, 2019

Last Minute Morning

A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".

DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...

by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008