Laptop Gangsta

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms
a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived
by C. Aaron Browbowski September 05, 2008
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scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!
"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."
by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006
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Laptop dimples

Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session.
I spent so much time working on my thesis I had laptop dimples for an hour.
by EddieM July 26, 2008
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Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
by Frasier Nutzov February 02, 2007
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Laptop Waffle

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.
If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.
by Jon Blaze 2k1 August 13, 2006
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gaming laptop

like a gaming pc but you can bring it places
here is my ipad play on that. i have a gaming laptop
by NameSiren435547 December 26, 2020
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Scouser's Laptop

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"
by Buzzy August 13, 2006
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