chick fil laid

A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.

Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.

by Jimothytits January 26, 2016

laid man

the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.

every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man

by flagman5 November 6, 2006

laidsy

You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.

He's a nice guy, but waay too laidsy for my needs.

by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013

lip laid

getting your first kiss

dana: omg i just got lip laid by that really cute guy!
michele: no way omg i'm so jealous!

by barnzeedarnz04 August 30, 2009

butt-laid

butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.

I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass

by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010

The laids

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.

Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016

Internet Laid

Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.

by FAB! August 9, 2017